If the White House was in Texas, man, we’d get a straighter answer
If they’d let us smoke what we want, we’d have a lot less cancer
Be a lot more daddies sons could be proud of
We’d have half the crime, we’d have twice the fun.
With a few more cowboys, be a lot less outlaws
With a few more amens, be a lot less bad calls
With a few more yes ma’ams, and a lot less yes men
This world would be a better place to live in with a few more cowboys.
If we did it with a handshake, we’d save a lot of paper
That’d save a lot of trees we’re shipping overseas to make ‘er
If we stood by our word and took care of our own
Bought it made in the U.S.A. we’d keep it here at home.
If we had a little more grit, less politics and more fist fights
If we met ’em at high noon, hell it’s about high time
We looked ’em in the eye, got our heads out of the sand
Hit ’em with a big John Wayne, by god they’d understand.